Opinion

To me personally, this is the most physically beautiful woman on the planet. God simply didn’t skimp on anything, coupled by the fact that she doesn’t seem to age. In my opinion she is the complete physical package: face, boobs, butt, hips, legs, I bet even her feet would bring a man to tears. Having given my praise for the creator’s work, I think men recognize that most women simply cannot measure up to Ms. Berry and we’re OK with it. Most of us are not looking for a size 2 that drinks from the fountain of youth whose beauty would make ancient nations go to war. But the average girl can find a little piece of Halle Berry style, and add it to her own. Read the rest of this entry »

Figured I’d make this a quick follow-up to my last post, the 25 things women get wrong with men, since I’ve been warned I’ll never have another date. And I made sure to come up with a couple extra beyond 25.

1. The obvious: Lips, boobs, soft, shapely legs, and ass. And long hair. Short or natural hair is fine, but you better have a damn cute face.
2. The good nagging: like when we need to go to the doctor and do something really important that we just don’t like.
3. Your physical tolerance for pain. How the “weaker sex” sits there for hours and pushes out a bowling ball from between her legs, let alone carry it for 9 months is simply beyond us.
4. Your inner spiritual strength. Way stronger than your body, and ours too.
5. We realize that once we get a house with you, that’s your domain. We’re glad we don’t have to worry about decorating and furniture and all that stuff. Just tell us what you want, and we’ll buy it or chip in.  Just give us the basement.
6. You make us work harder. We want to please you and make you proud of us, so we work our tails off.
7. You upgrade us. Like Beyonce’s song Upgrade U. We dress better and get a few things that are actually in style.
8. You surprise us sometimes. You can simply do the most thoughtful things that we would never think of.  Especially when you’re a wife and mom, you hit another gear.
9. Your activities are cool. We think your scrapbooking, decorating, and fashion interests are very cute. It’s what makes you this girly girl that’s so different from us.
10. Your capacity to give is unreal. Your community service, volunteering at a shelter, taking care of the elderly, all in addition to the things you already do makes you superwomen. Read the rest of this entry »