What we think
Madonna is an Icon, and Dead Wrong about Men
Jun 10th
Madonna makes 50 look hot. She’s hotter now than she was at 20 something. But for a woman that’s been with a number of men and can have any man she wants, she knows nothing about us. I saw an interview after her divorce from Guy Ritchie, and she said she was sick of emotionally unavailable men. Then I thought of her song, Express Yourself, one of my favorites because it’s a hot track with a great video, but its dead wrong. The verse in the song: “Don’t go for second best baby, put your love to the test, you know you’ve got to make him express how he feels, then you’ll know your love is real.” So she thinks that if we’re made to express our emotions verbally, that’s the only way to know our love is real. Bullshit. Men are not built that way. Some wimpy, emotionally expressive guy that cries with you over chick flicks and writes you poetry will be the first guy you drop for the biker that only takes you to his place for sex, hardly calls you, and has a prison record. Read the rest of this entry »
Don’t Expect Us to Grow Into Liking Your Cat, Toy Dog, or Gay Friend
Jan 25th
We understand that your cat and/or toy dog, and gay friend were there before us, and you’re attempting to integrate us into your life. We appreciate your efforts and we’re happy that you’re exposing us to your world, but don’t expect us to develop any true affection for these parts of your life. Of this trio, your little toy dog has the only shot at making any connection with us. Read the rest of this entry »
